Reader: "Oh MY GOD! Now You've Gone Too Far!
Song lyrics by a 5th grader?"
Me: Yes you're probably right, but just in case I get senile...
Phantom

My first song and not to be confused with the Phantom of the Opera...I've posted the lyrics to that first song, not for posterity, but just  to remind folks how bad first songs can be...

Please remember, this was written by a 5th grader. Picture Dino,Desi and Billy without sophisticated production and studio musicians.

The song is pretty awful, but I do remember the teachers getting excited over the vocabulary and posting my lyrics in the local newspaper.  I guess that's when I caught the song writing bug. Hopefully, my songs have gotten better over the years, although, if you take the words from 'the Bob Song,' they may have regressed...


Phantom
Just another phantom now, fading softly in the mist
Just another phantom now, Is, she the one that I kissed

Just a spectral shape receding, like soft plumes of tepid steam
Just a spectral shape receding, a parasite, that fed itself on me

I was so happy to be here
She made me glad to be near
But now I know she was just,
Another apparition

Just another phantom now,  fading softly in the mist
Just another phantom now, is she the one that I kissed


Obviously, at elementary school age I was not writing from experience. I still don't believe in letting reality get in the way of a good story...